This is my sassy queer retort to the what would Jesus do bracelets of the '90s. 
This is what I Think Jesus would say (over email or in a text) to all these folks who want to pray and ask him for this, that, and the other thing. He might direct them to any number of the radical love-centered prophets who are alive today, in this moment.
** As usual, no two are exactly alike. The variations in the printing will vary from poster to poster. The text will be the same unless you purchase a weirdo print. Backgrounds will vary. **
*** please note the white paper version of this print does not have the word other in it. The weirdos version of this print will involve a slight variation ie some of them have text printed in teal or purple ink some of them have less consistent backgrounds.***